Top 10 reasons South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford should resign

1. Does not know meaning of the term; too much information

2.In 1998 said Clinton should be impeached for an affair; obviously doesn’t get the  people living in  glass houses stone throwing thing

3. He talks in high gear and thinks in low

4. He no longer has enough political push to get through a revolving door

5. He doesn’t get that an open confession is good for the soul but bad for the reputation, wife, kids, State, everyone

6. His truth is so much stranger than fiction

7. He came to his senses and found out he didn’t have any

8. He hasn’t realized that the more you speak of yourself the more likely you are to lie

9. His affair gave a new creepy meaning to the term “soul mate”

10.He is like a boat, tooting the loudest when in a fog